SOFA SURFER.

(Probably to the tune of "Til her Daddy takes her T-bird away")

We're waxing our boards so they will really fly now
We're waxing our legs to make those beach bums sign now
there's not a wave nor anything wet in sight now
but we'll have fun fun fun sofa surfin' like they do in Hawaii.

We love to look at girls as they wiggle and pass us by now
we really love the ones who look us right in the eye now
there's not a wave nor anything wet in sight now
but we'll have fun fun fun sofa surfin' like they do in Hawaii

The boys pump up their six packs some of them make us sigh now
we are a hoping, very nearly groping, that with us they'll lie now
there's not a wave nor anything wet in sight now
but we'll have fun fun fun sofa surfin' like they do in Hawaii

It's all a dream sofa surfin' one big pipeline lie now .. a pipeline lie now
we're really not that clever, never had the weather, no the wish to die now .. don't wanna die now
there's not a wave nor anything wet in sight now
but we'll have fun fun fun sofa surfin' like they do in Hawaii

We can surf the sofa like any loafer, we can scoff an apple pie now
with virtual reality it's a formality, and one that all the fat kids seem to buy now
there's not a wave nor anything wet in sight now
but we'll have fun fun fun sofa surfin' like they do in Hawaii

(probably tune of "Surfin' Safari" for one verse)

Oh those North sure gals are all real certs
the biggest waves from the biggest flirts
So let's go surfing now, everybody's sufin now, come on an Atari with me.

O to be a sofa surfer you don't even need to try now
get dumped, shark attacked and say goodbye now
there's not a wave nor anything wet in sight now
so we'll have fun fun fun sofa surfin' like they do in Hawaii