When someone quite fit
is wearing the knit
that shows all the bumps and the ripples
like chapel hat pegs
the question it begs
is are those really her ........
It's rude to stare
at bulging knitwear
while she offers you cocktail bits.
"Will you have a nibble?"
she asks with a giggle
and all you can think of is ........
A left and a right
is a sportsman's delight
with pheasant or grouse, even duck
so it's not at all quirky
when Pinky and Perky
make your thoughts wander off for a ........
I think this is my favourite ditty so far!x
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