All I did and she flipped her lid
was to pinch that other girl's bum
and it wasn't that bad but she went mad
when I said I fancied her mum.
She mustn't frown, please calm down
it was only a bit of a titter
when I said "Howdie" in the back of the Audi
to our regular baby sitter.
To damage the car is a stroke too far
and all the neighbours have seen us
and what on earth for did she get the chain saw
to cut off my wandering ......................
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