FOREIGN PARTS

Imagine my dismay

when just the other day

I took my holiday shots

to Sandra who works in Boots.

She said if I could pay

they'd be ready that same day.

She ticked the box for matt

and that was what I got.

Quite whose mat's in the shot

doesn't bother me a lot

what really gets my bile

is I cannot see the Nile.

I shouldn't have any qualms

the photo has some palms

but I certainly can't show Grannie

my picture with a ...........................