Tuesday, 27 September 2011

HOW MANY WOMEN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?




The Chinese once wrote


a philosophical note


about how the men shouldn't shirk.


The view that evolved


for changing a bulb


was many hands make the light work.


What they failed to say

in a practical way

was what is the role for a woman.

I saw on a wall

the following scrawl

probably a rather bad omen.

"While men and dogs

were meant to roam,

women and children

should stop at home."






Monday, 26 September 2011

LIFE'S A BEACH.


When going to the beach
it's useful to reach
for a book you cannot put down
as often the views
will rarely amuse
and your friend is there to get brown.

She basks in the sun
without a lot on
first the back and now it's her front.
While you get well read
no matter what's said
you'll go home with a rather sore.......................