Wah, wah, wah,
start-up sound of life
gas and air have done their stuff
so too an old midwife.
Pooh, pooh, pooh,
messy sleepless nights
Calpol and the Bugaboo
cot death night-time frights.
No, no, no,
you can't have any more
well because I say so
and you've eaten twenty-four.
Kiss, kiss, kiss,
it's time to say good night
don't forget to clean your teeth
and mind the bugs don't bite.
Sob, sob, sob,
it really isn't fair
he did it to me first
by pulling out my hair.
Shan't, won't, can't,
I hate you anyway
now you're not my friend no more,
I never want to play.
Ha, ha, ha,
he, he, he,
goodie goodie gumdrops
granny's come for tea.
Hug, hug, hug,
I’ll always love you mum
you’re the best there is
you’re the number one.
Why , why , why,
oh please do let me go
I will be home by half past ten
I cross my heart you know.
Slash, slash, slash
dying at the scene
cut by mindless violence
Scream. Scream. Scream.
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